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Humanitarian aid !!!
Hurrah !!!
My, oh, my ...
Hey, what about me?
Are you crazy?
Huh?
I ain't gettin' it.
So ... you're Cat.
And me ... Ivan Karabasoff.
No "mister." Misters are in America.
But here, in Russia ... It's just Karabasoff.
Well ... how d'you like Russia so far?
What about your America?
Doubt it.
Me?
Go to America?
You mean ... like ... emigration?
Cat ... Cat ... wait!
Stop it.
Second, second ...
Second ... second.
Second.
A piece of motherland ...
Nah, you vermin have no clue what patriotism is.
Let's go.
My, oh, my ... ouch!
Merde.
Merci, madame.
My, oh, my ...
Merde!
Merci, madame!
Merde!!!
Merci, madame!!!
Allez!
Ain't got no glasses. OK?
Well ... America, huh?
Let's go!
My, oh, my!
Whaaaat?
Whaddya mean?
You were ... like ... 'America, America ... emigration!'
You've made me leave my motherland, my mother Russia. My, oh, my!
Then take me back to Russia, damn it!
Well, yes. Well, of course.
This way's impossible. That way's impossible. Why?
And what is this, then?
France?
So I love you, mother Russia
Dear land, my dear home
Your potential is crushing
There's no happiness without you ...
My, oh, my ...
Get me something to put in my stomach, Cat!
Cat ...
Let's go for it.
Impossible again?
A princess?
Whatever ... Get me the princess.
Good. OK.
Evrika!
Non-sens!
Let me go to a fast flowing river
Let me sit on a high steepy brink
This landscape's truly making me quiver
And this meadow is soft as a mink
Let me go to a fast flowing river ...
Let's go to the fast flowing river right away.
My, oh, my ... even a small drink is a problem to you now.
You should've told me right away.
You should've told me right away ...
Get outta here! Brr ...
Glug ...
Help!
Help me!
Good.
Damn ... Help me!
Hel...
Antique clothes ... Second hand stuff.
Oh la la!
Oh!
Princess.
Karabasoff.
Le roi.
And I am a ... businessman.
Commerce!
Qui-est ton patron?
Herr Kaputt.
Evrika!
Qui est ... patron?
Herr Kaputt.
Qui est vos patron?
Karabasov.
Oh la la. C'est bien.
Et qui est votre patron?
Karabasoff.
Oh la la.
C'est magnifique.
[?], das Blut aus den Kreisen, [?], herrlich und frei.
Still!
Ich bin Herr Kaputt.
Ich bin ... Humanist.
Ich liebe ... ich liebe ... dich ...
essen.
Essen.
Was ist das?
Was?
Zurück!
Was?
Das ist nicht fantastisch.
Das ist fantastisch!
Klein?
Bitte sehr.
Das ist klein.
Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé,
Ka-ra-ba-soff.
Oh la la.
Vivats!
Monsieur Karabasoff ...
Dad ...
My, oh, my.
Ouch ... Whataya want?
Remember where you belong, vermin. Go!
Vivats!
Karabasoff!
Nah, this is not Karabasoff.
It is Karabasoff!
La Russie ...
Huh?
Russia, my, oh, my.
Oh ...
TRANSLATED AND SUBTITLED BY LEONID STORCH (with small additions made by Teenator)